The title is a quote from an old man who retired about 15 years ago from a pipeline company in eastern Montana. At the time, I thought, "What a scrooge." But as I get older, I'm starting to feel more and more like him.
So I was thinking back to all the technologies that I've seen come...and a few go.
When I was in college, we wrote stories using a typewriter and then took our stories to someone who would set them in type. My first job out of college was at a small newspaper in a small town in western North Dakota, but the newspaper had better equipment than the college. It had something called a "Compugraphic" where you could write your story and it would come out of a computer ready to be waxed and put on a "dummy" page of a newspaper. I remember thinking that the Compugraphic would probably be the end of my career because I had a hard time learning how to run it, let alone master it. But the threat of starving to death without a job somehow persuaded me to learn to operate it.
From the newspaper in Beach, ND, I went to a newspaper in Baker, MT, and back about 10 years...at least when it came to technology. I was back using an electronic typewriter to write my stories, which I handed to a lady named Susan, who worked on the Compugraphic. But then I took a job at Mid-Rivers Telephone Cooperative in Glendive, and they had a state-of-the-art Compugraphic. They also sent me to Denver to learn how to operate this beast. After some training, I became proficient at it, but probably not an expert. I remember the paper was expensive for the Compugraphic so you didn't want to make a lot of errors.
Mid-Rivers also was the first company I worked for that had IBM PC's. I remember going to training on the PC's that required floppy disks to store data. The trainer told us that floppy disk was a "car" and we had to remember to put the "car" in the "garage." In other words, the training was very elementary. But it beat writing stories on a typewriter because it was so much easier to make changes and edit.
From Mid-Rivers in Glendive, it was on to MDU in Bismarck and back to the Selectric typewriter. Again, we had a lady who used a Compugraphic in the printing department, and she had the exact model of what I'd used in Glendive. If we made a mistake on the typewriter, we would make our changes with a pencil edit, and then hand it off to our secretary who would retype it before we sent it to an executive for final edit.
And then we got a computer. That's right. One computer for about 10 of us in the communications department. The slogan at MDU must have been, "We'll spend no dime before it's time."
Having one computer is like begging for a fight. Let's face it, computers are far superior to typewriters so who wants to use a typewriter if there's a computer available...although generally it wasn't available.
Then there was a retirement and a promotion and suddenly MDU had a technology champion as president and we all had shiny PC's sitting on our desks. Also, the floppy disks had given way to the compact disks. Writing was easier and more efficient with a computer. In time, we would quit using the compact disks and start saving our work to a large computer through a networking system.
So with everyone using a computer, except for those that retired or would soon be retired, we were introduced to e-mail. This again was about five years after I first heard of e-mail. Suddenly, we didn't have to talk to anyone anymore. We could just send them an e-mail. I liked this technology.
Another technology I was introduced to was the pager. If you handled calls from the media, you had to carry a pager so the media could get a hold of you. It generally wasn't a happy week if you were carrying a pager and it went off. Once, it was in the middle of the night and the pager beeped. We were in the midst of a bad thunderstorm and the media was calling because of outages and downed power lines. So I called the MDU dispatch office and got the latest information about how many crews were out working and relayed this to the media that kept calling throughout the night for updates. I also had an angry newspaper publisher call me because the Bismarck Tribune was without power and they wanted to start printing the morning paper.
In 2002, I went to work at the Lignite Energy Council and we had computers and a network along with e-mail, so I felt write at home. They didn't have pagers so I was extremely happy.
Until I learned that pagers were yesterday's news. Today's technology was cell phones and I would be required to wear one in case the media came calling.
Like the Compugraphic years ago, I'm proficient on the cell phone, but I'm not an expert. I don't know all the bells and whistles, but I do know that cellphones can do a lot more than just make calls. I can now text my sons and look up things on the Internet. I can also take pictures.
So in the last 30 years since I graduated from college, I've learned a lot about technology and how it has shrunk my world and made me more efficient as an employee. But I've got probably 15 years left to work. I'm sure there will be more changes. And like the fellow that retired back in the 1990s, I'm less interested with each passing year to make changes and be more technology savvy. My guess is that the decision about when to retire will be brought about by some new technology. I'll throw up and hands and finally say, "Enough is enough."
Recipe - Aunt May's Famous Wheatcakes
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3 comments:
You know what would be a good technology to invest in? an eReader, so you could read a certain nephew's new book on April 26th....
Just sayin'
A Kindle or Nook is on my list of Birthday wishes. Technology does seem to lose it's appeal the older we get. I can still remember the days when it used to excite me. Now I'm happy just to put up with it.
I've often pondered the stretch of time in which I attended high school. During those four years I saw the cordless phone, Walkman, CD player, personal computer, and many other devices come into existence. It was a great time to be a young techie kid!
In the short period to follow we saw computing power leap forward, memory capacity increasing even faster, and network speed shoot through the roof. Along came digital video and digital photography, cell phones, PDAs, and MP3 players. Mobile computing is the norm now, too.
I had to laugh a couple of weeks ago as I walked through the Civic Center exhibition hall. The state EMS conference was in between organized sessions, and in the halls nearly everybody was holding and using some sort of personal electronic device (including myself).
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